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Welp. Birthday. That's today.
Happy birthday, Big J.
Welp. Today his cake was rigged by a literal nerd emoji because of being overused. It literally just inflated itself with helium and became one with the cosmos. So, instead Josh got a jug full of gallium—which he really appreciated, although, after a bit of confusion.
Of course, there were gifts. Joshua was thinking about how anyone would know his interests (aside from Pokémon, that much is obvious), and how... simple of a creature he is. That makes gift selection kind of hard, doesn't it?
Can't wait to see how this goes, though!
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